NiX's Humble Abode
(with lots of crap written in it)

Hi, I'm Nicole, and I'm a Capricorn
Hehe, sorry, I just couldn't resist starting like that! But I'll start again...
Hello everyone, and welcome to my little shit heap :) There we go, that's a better beginning. I've decided to fully change this page because it looked really stupid and dumb, everything in it was like two years old, and there were a few odd things written in it, which we won't go into at the moment...hehe. This will probably be a temporary page until I have the time to make it all fancy and ladida-ish. Anyway... what interesting lil things can I share with you? I can tell you that my REAL name is Nix Russo (yes that's right, I am related to Scott!). I can also tell ya that I just turned 14 on the 30th of December (I was born in '86). Sheesh I'm getting old! Hehe. I have two other pages as well. They are just as crap as this one, hehe. There is this one (which is pretty screwed up FROM THIS DAY), and this one (made by Jess), which actually makes sense! Woah! Umm...I live in an exciting, adventurous (not GOONIE-like though...damn!) town in the northern 'BURBS in Melbourne, Vic, Oz. I go to a really crappy school, and the principal is really...uhh...dumb. I really enjoy wasting my money, WASTING MY LIFE, doing jibby pages like this, watching funny/stupid movies and making fun of them, bike riding (even though I don't have a bike), playing guitar and bass, listening to music, going to gigs and getting kicked in the head, being a smartarse, talking to my smartarse friends (go them!), Triple J, Rage, playing sport (hockey, netball, footy, soccer, tennis), etc. I really don't like bugs, slugs, snails, wormers (etc.), racism, sexism, COUNTERFEITs (like me), homophobics (david...j/k), what I look and feel like when I wake up every morning, what I used to be like, my fluffy, wavy, shitty hair, the fact that I'm a chick (lol), etc. If you're bored you can e-mail me at NiX_649@hotmail.com (send death threats, junk mail, whatever...or if I know you personally, send me funny stories that I've forgotten to write on here), because I'm bored too! Did I mention that I'm a girl by the way? Yes, I think I did. NIX IS NOT A GUY!!! I was on a chat yesterday, and I was talking to this chick for AGES, and when she found out I was a chick, she stopped talking to me...BITCH! Hehe. Guess what? My hair is brown, and my eyes are also brown! Cool 'nanas! And I am about 5"4' short. My favorite actors of all time are COREY FELDMAN, Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller. The best movies are The Goonies (Meatballs 4 quote: "I was in The Goonies!" - Corey Feldman), There's Something About Mary, Little Nicky, The Burbs (It's gonna be live!), Detroit Rock City (Tsk, tsk, tsk, my friend), Go (SPEAK!), Scary Movie (What are you waiting for? Huh?), Dirty Work (You know I know I must really smell. Plus I farted) and Pet Semetary (don't fall out of bed!). I'm in year 9 this year...for all you Americans, that is "9th Grade". My fave colors are green, black, purple and blue. I like listening to punk, metal and alternative. Some really good bands that you should listen to are (in no order) Tool (the cover for Undertow is truly amazing...), Unwritten Law (I met them and they were in that shit movie!), Mudvayne (their make up is coool), Coal Chamber (Dez has a mad name), Deroot, Limp Bizkit (I'm gonna see them in...5 days! Claire thinks Wes is sexy...), Blink 182 (I'm da porcupine...), KoRn, SlipKnoT (the scream at the end of Eyeless is the best...let's not say what lil old Corey sez tho!), pApA rOACh (Wish I could see you for one last time...), 28 Days (can *beep* off!), Incubus (Don't let the world bring you down, not everyone here is that *beeped* up and cold...), Metallica (Master! Napster!), Guttermouth (what a clean band!), Green Day (Billy Joel, hehe), NOFX (smell), Deftones, Machine Head, Offspring (Dexter's Laboratory), A Perfect Circle (I met them and I snagged Josh's foam coffee cup at the end...I still have it), Sunk Loto, Rage Against The Machine, KiTTiE, Skulker, Pennywise, Millencolin (Do you know who's that guy who's all alone?), Bodyjar, Soulfly (Fire!), H2O, 59 Times The Pain, Voodoo Glow Skulls, MxPx, Living End, Pearl Jam, P.O.D., silverchair, Shihad, Grinners, Testeagles, H-Block 101, Rhubarb, NUFAN, Placebo (I might meet them :-P), Muse, Sevendust, Smashing Pumpkins, RHCP, Nirvana, Area 7, Jebs, NIN, Foo Fighters, Lit, 99 Reasons Why, Belvedere, Oasis, 98 Mute, Bad Religion, No Doubt, Zeke, Weezer (oo-ee-oo), Ataris, Dead Kennedys (California...Uber Alles), Regurgitator, 3 Doors Down, Frenzal, Waylayd, Vandals, Suicidal Tendencies (All I wanted was a Pepsi!), All, Godsmack, Manson, Godsmack, *takes a breath* Goldfinger, Hippos, Orgy, Soundgarden, At The Drive-In, Anotherrace, Porkers, Marcy Playground (It's Saturday-ay-ay-ay-ayy), Superheist, Eskimo Joe, Radiohead, Rancid, Slayer (go the riffs!), Something For Kate, Magic Dirt (I had a strange dream about Adalita...), Strung Out, Sex Pistols (We're so pretty...), Misfits (yay!), Ramones (Pet semetary!), Vial8, Motorace...etc. etc. I used to like really shitty house music for a few years, but then I snapped out of it and came back to my senses at about late '98/early '99. The first concert I went to was Pearl Jam... HAIL, HAIL them. Damn the kids at my primary school (and the teachers), they used to give me heaps. What dicks. Hehe, ah well, I better not get into any detail. But I will. One of my really lame ass teacher even made up a lame joke...Q. What do you get when you cross a necklace with stuff you spread on your toast? A. Pearl Jam! Ha ha. Hilarious. I remember at Year 7 camp, Zaine nicknamed me "The Pearl Jam Girl". Heard some weird stories about that... okay then. I went to see Kiss once, with my obsessed brother and our cousins. We went with the make up and everything. I should scan that picture...maybe. I remember I went as Peter Criss. I hated him, and wanted to be Frehley, but damn, no silver face paint! Once at an athletics day at primary school, I came third in hurdles! Maybe that's because there were only three people running... Wait, I have to say this quote I'm obsessed with. I got it off my friend, "KornFukker"... "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laught at you because we're the same" - Jonathan Davis of KoRn. Go that quote! Hehe. Coyote Ugly is the crappest movie I've ever seen (apart from Contact of course). The only good part was that Unwritten Law were in it. Yay! The best Playstation game is Chopper Girls, I suggest you somehow find it... I enjoy watching Seinfeld, That 70s Show, and other funny shows. The first CD I bought was either Pearl Jam - Ten, Garbage - Garbage, Nirvana - Nevermind or Blur - Blur. Damn! I can't remember exactly. The last one I got was either Pennywise - Unknown Road (for $2.50 hehe), NOFX - Punk In Drublic or Bodyjar - How It Works. I can't even remember that and it was probably last week. Ah well. I lurve eating pizza, hungry jacks, chips, popcorn, chocolate, just basically anything that has crap in it. I've been playing netball every Thursday after school for about 4 or 5 years now, and we've only been in the grand final twice (there are two seasons a year) and we've only won one :( We've got lots of trophies though, so that's alright. I might put a photo in now... of what though? Let's see what we can find... ooh, Garfield!!

Hehe. Speaking of animals, I have a gorgeous lil doggie called. Tessa. She's soooooooo cute! I'll hafta try to scan a photo of her as a puppy. It's so adorable! Yay! Here is an oddish pic I found...

Hehe! Here is a nice pic of Dexter Holland (Bryan) from the Offspring

And here are a whole bunch more which I can't be stuffed writing out what they are. You figure them out.

They're all the good pics I can find at the moment... I must tell you, you have to get the CDs Incubus - Make Yourself and Muse - Showbiz. They are soooooooooo good. Every track rocks! Hehe. Did I tell you I'm going to BDO? That should be fun. I'll tell ya what sucks? Going for a two-and-a-half hour hike through the bush to get to a really crabby (hehe) campsite, then sharing a two-man tent with 5 people, and having Claire on top of you all night, then waking up every two hours sweating like a pig. That sucks a lot. I'll tell ya who's king? David Lee Roth! Hehe. Did you know that I'm Australian, Cypriot, Italian, Swiss and Scottish? Well according to my daddy I am... hehe. This year I want to get good marks in school, and stop having bludge lessons every lessons like I did last year. Because this year we have exams :( and I don't wanna go shit in them, 'cuz then I'll...uhh...suck. Last year my report was baaad (according to my parents)... but I think it was pretty damn good! Hehe. Hmm, this page is a bit boring, I think I'm gonna add a background and a heading... okay, well I've got the background, now how do I put it in?? Hmm... okay I'll do the heading while I'm thinking... there we go. Now back to the background... there we go, I think that's done. Yep, it's done. Do you know that I made this background? Aren't I special? I made it for an LB site I was working on in year 7... a looonnng time ago, lol. I remember (keep rememberin') in grade 6 on the last day of school... we had this really cool party, and we had a food fight and stuff. But damn, we had to clean up the food from the carpet at the end. Of course the girls had to clean up, while the guys watched their wresting videos on the TV. But we got to listen to the radio. Watching a bunch of girls doing karaoke while I'm scrubbing the floor is just so much fun! My friend Sarah from Sydney made up another word for 'lol', it's 'llpab'. Use it! It means 'Laugh Like the Pink Arse of a Baboon' Haha. And I bet you don't know what the '649' stands for in my e-mail address. Well the letters 'NiX' go under the numbers 649. Aren't I smart? I have noooo idea why I've written all this crap. But if you're reading this, you must've enjoyed it, so I THINK I LOVE YOU! Hehe. Okay I can't remember anymore enjoyable things that have happened in my life, so SO LONG, FAREWELL for now. And I'll see you again next time I update this site...which won't be for a very long time! Okay then, bye bye now.

Written on the 24rd of January, 2001 by me (NiX RuSSO)